Chapter 15 | Page 15b: Mooning over werewolves
When the CEO of Evil Inc announces he’s closing the branch, the gang decides to launch an evil scheme so impressive that the boss rethinks his decision. There’s only one problem…
Today, we join them as they brainstorm ideas to save the office.
Transcript
Panel 1:
Evil Inc, Oct. 24, 2024
(Desdemona, Count Spurlock, Catnip, Psy-Chick, Giant Tess, and Lightning Lady are assembled in Tess’ office.)
Desdemona: “Do we still have the monkey ray?”
Count Spurlock: “We can turn the entire city into primates!.”
Psy-Chick: “The entire city was turned into werewolves just a few months ago!”
Giant Tess: “So…?”
Lightning Lady: “So… they loved it!”
Panel 2:
Lightning Lady: “Super strength, heightened senses, endurance for days… and marathon moonlight mating sessions!”
Panel 3:
(Lightning Lady continues in a narration box: “For weeks, I was fielding calls from people who wanted to be turned back.”)
Scene: Lightning Lady on the phone: “I’m sorry, we can’t. We didn’t do that one.”*
*Mister Howell did that… in Chapter 13 / Evil Inc comic #55.
Panel 4:
Giant Tess: “They must’ve been disappointed when you explained we couldn’t turn them into werewolves.”
Panel 8:
Lightning Lady says... nothing
Scene: A person with a box labeled “Evil Inc Werewolf Kit” looks down at the box and sighs. The box contains a furry jacket, a furry hat, a large tank of Rogaine, and a big bottle of Viagra.
Quote
When the CEO of Evil Inc announces he’s closing the branch, the gang decides to launch an evil scheme so impressive that the boss rethinks his decision. There’s only one problem: It’s getting harder and harder to tell the difference between everyday life and a supervillain attack. Today, they continue brainstorming.
Where there’s a will, there’s a way and there’s awooooooooo!