Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Cloudy with a Chance of Pratfalls
Dr. Muskiday tries to stop his emotion-eating macronanos, Hailey learns the hazards of fame, and a minotaur’s job interview takes a very unexpected turn.
Things have been a little… emotionally charged at Evil Inc lately.
And by “emotionally charged,” I mean Dr. Muskiday’s micronano experiment has evolved into a full-blown workplace crisis involving giant pink emotion clouds, mind-controlled employees, and the kind of HR incident report that gets passed around the office in a sealed envelope.
Let’s jump in!
Evil Inc After Dark
Evil Inc After Dark #83, Page 1 [Patreon | Website] — Hailey is learning that fame comes with some… unexpected side effects.
Sure, going viral sounds glamorous at first. People recognize you. They talk about you. They speculate about you.
And then, sooner or later, they start writing fan fiction about you.
Once Hailey discovers that people have been uploading stories about her to AO3, there’s really no putting that toothpaste back in the tube. Especially when the tube is being squeezed by anonymous Internet weirdos with strong opinions, poor boundaries, and surprisingly specific tags.
It’s fame, Evil Inc style: flattering, horrifying, and just sticky enough to require a browser history wipe.
Want an uncensored preview of what my Patreon backers are getting?
Build-a-Baddie Monster Girl Poll
Backers have spoken!
After the Build-a-Baddie Monster Girl Poll, we moved forward with the next steamy scene between a minotaur and a lamia who arrives for a job interview.
You know how these things go. One moment, you’re trying to conduct a professional interview. The next, there’s a nervous lamia, a very attentive minotaur, and a surprise entrance by a concerned secretary!
Evil Inc update
Previously on Evil Inc, Dr. Muskiday’s micronanos evolved into macronanos — sentient pink clouds that feed on emotions, hijack their hosts, and turn the Evil Inc offices into an all-you-can-eat buffet of bad decisions.
The only good news? Dr. Muskiday knows how to stop them.
The bad news? He has to get to his lab first.
And before he can make his escape, a mind-controlled Miss Match steps in to block his path. The cloud in control of her has figured out that Muskiday has a weakness — and it’s making him a rather indecent proposal.
Can Dr. Muskiday keep his scientific ethics intact long enough to stop his own out-of-control invention?
That depends on how persuasive Miss Match can be when she’s being piloted by a cloud that feeds on emotional chaos.
From the sketchbook
This week’s sketchbook preview features an exorcist facing a possessed woman with some unfortunate news...
Honestly... that’s still better coverage than most bronze-tier plans.
Coming soon
Two mermaids commiserate over the underwater dating scene.
Because dating is hard enough on land. Underwater, you’re dealing with currents, kelp, territorial sea witches, and guys who describe themselves as “emotionally available” even though they live in a trench.
It’s rough out there.
Especially when “plenty of fish in the sea” stops being encouraging and starts sounding like a threat.
Missed May? You’re in luck
May was packed with 32 exclusive Patreon posts — comics, sketches, EiAD updates, bonus art, and more — and I’m packaging the whole month into a Patreon Collection so new backers can catch up without digging through the feed. Here’s a preview of everything you’ll get.
Want an uncensored preview of what my Patreon backers are getting?
Thank you!
That’s it for this week, shareholders — another fine chapter in the ongoing story of bad science, worse judgment, and extremely questionable workplace boundaries.
Thanks, as always, for reading, voting, commenting, and helping steer the weird little corners of Evil Inc that make this whole thing so much fun to create. Whether you’re here for the weekly storyline, the After Dark chaos, the monster-girl polls, or the sketchbook gags that probably should’ve stayed in therapy, I’m glad you’re here.
More comics, more trouble, and more deeply inadvisable decisions are coming soon.
See you next week!
—Brad