Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Muskiday, Medusa, and Monster Girls!
This week: Dr. Muskiday makes a break for it, Yazmine understands the algorithm, Medusa has a bad hair day, and Monster Girl suggestions start rolling in!
Hello, Evil Inc shareholders!
This week’s update has everything you want from a well-run supervillainous corporation: questionable science, emotional manipulation, medical malpractice, and at least one content creator making a deeply inappropriate career pivot.
Let’s get into it…
Evil Inc storyline update
Dr. Muskiday has escaped the emotion-cloud-controlled Miss Match — which is impressive, considering the macronanos were using every conflicted feeling in his tiny mad-scientist heart against him.
Getting away from Miss Match is one thing.
But getting away from the macronanos themselves?
That’s another problem entirely.
These little pink nightmares have evolved past their original programming, and now they’re not merely floating around the office causing mischief — they’re taking over employees, harvesting emotions, and turning Evil Inc into the world’s worst wellness retreat.
Coming soon on Evil Inc After Dark
Over on Evil Inc After Dark, young Hailey is still reeling after losing the one thing every aspiring internet celebrity treasures most:
Her social-media status.
Luckily, public-relations guru Yazmine is there to console her.
And because this is Yazmine, “console” does not mean tea, tissues*, and some encouraging words about “building your brand authentically.”
It means helping Hailey process her feelings in a way only a content creator could truly appreciate.
*OK... it might require some tissues...
Bonus cartoon: Medusa seeks medical attention
This week’s bonus cartoon checks in on Medusa, who’s facing a truly terrifying crisis: She’s lost her snakes.
Naturally, she seeks medical attention — but the transplant didn’t go quite as planned.
I’m not sure if I meant to make the doctor look like Larry David, but it kinda works...
Monster Girl Poll update
Suggestions are already pouring in for the next Monster Girl Poll, and there are some very strong contenders in the mix.
Later this week I’ll choose the strongest entries for the official poll. Then Patreon backers will vote on which one gets turned into a finished drawing.
So far, the energy is exactly where it should be: weird, horny, and just specific enough to make me say, “Oh no… I could actually draw that.”
ComicLab: The sticky note finally pays off
More than three years ago, I thought of a funny line for the ComicLab podcast.
So I wrote it on a sticky note.
And then that sticky note sat on my monitor.
For years.
Through deadlines. Through Kickstarters. Through life events. Through probably several computer cleanings where I thought, “No, no… I’m definitely going to use that.”
And finally — at long last — I was able to say the line on the show.
That episode — Alaska Comics Camp 2026 — is available now on ComicLab.
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Thanks, shareholders!
That’s it for this week’s report.
As always, thanks for reading, commenting, voting, suggesting, lurking, laughing, and supporting the comics. Whether you’re here for the main storyline, the After Dark mischief, the bonus cartoons, or the occasional deeply suspicious Monster Girl poll, I’m glad you’re here.
Now, if you’ll excuse me, I have to go make sure Dr. Muskiday survives the next page.
No promises.