Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: She Came. She Streamed. She Conquered.
Countess Influencia has Fairmount City in the palm of her hand… and Justice, Ltd. in her comments section.
Dear Evil Inc shareholders,
There’s a new supervillain in Fairmount City, and she’s not robbing banks, toppling monuments, or threatening world leaders with orbital death rays.
Please.
That’s amateur hour.
Countess Influencia — formerly known as Hailey, the waitress who dumped soup on Captain Heroic and became a viral sensation — has gone full supervillain. And she’s discovered the most terrifying power of all: Weaponized engagement.
As she threatens Fairmount City, the heroes of Justice, Ltd. are leaping into action…
…on their phones.
The Like buttons are getting smashed. The comment sections are getting assembled. The algorithm is being fed.
Evil Inc After Dark: The Lethal Librarian checks out a monster romance
Over on Evil Inc After Dark, we’re flashing back to the Double Crossed storyline — and checking in with the Lethal Librarian.
After seeing what Lightning Lady has with Angus the minotaur, the Lethal Librarian finds herself wanting the same thing.
Emotionally?
Sure.
Romantically?
Possibly.
But mostly, she wants the kind of “full-body reading experience” that requires extra shelving, reinforced furniture, and maybe a discreet note in the library catalog.
And she knows exactly how to get it.
This one blends monster romance, magic, jealousy, and the kind of library-science problem that absolutely cannot be solved with a Dewey Decimal number.
Dear Pentagram Forum
If you enjoyed the illustration that parodied those old “Dear Penthouse Forum” letters, tomorrow’s post takes the joke all the way.
The short story tells the entire encounter from start to finish — the setup, the invitation, the escalation, and the kind of filthy left turn those letters always seemed to take when you realized you were no longer in the “saucy anecdote” section of the magazine.
This one is pure retro smut nostalgia: A horny little time capsule from the era when “I never thought this would happen to me…” was basically the Bat-Signal for bad decisions.
Patreon Collections: Your digital bookshelf
One of the best ways to explore Evil Inc After Dark is through Patreon Collections.
Instead of endless scrolling, Collections organize years of comics, eComics, bonus cartoons, sketches, and monthly archives into curated digital bookshelves. Want to binge a storyline? Catch up on a month’s worth of posts? Revisit a favorite series?
That’s what Collections are for.
Think of them as the difference between digging through a dragon’s hoard with a flashlight and finding the treasure already sorted, labeled, and polished.
That’s it for this week, shareholders.
Countess Influencia has the city doomscrolling, Justice, Ltd. has forgotten how to Justice, and Captain Heroic may be the only man in Fairmount City who can resist the seductive pull of a notification badge.
Frankly, that’s either inspiring…
…or deeply concerning.
See you next week!