📰 Evil Inc Shareholders’ Report: Weather Advisory (And Other Dangerous Developments)

New pages, new trouble, and a very good excuse to stay inside

It’s been a busy week at Evil Inc, with scientific breakthroughs, questionable priorities, and several developments that HR insists we describe as “unrelated.” From a triumphant moment in Dr. Muskiday’s lab to a trio of After Dark offerings that are very much not work-appropriate, there’s plenty to cover — and some excellent reasons to stay inside and keep reading

🧪 R&D Update: The Sweet Smell of Success

Coming up, in Dr. Muskiday’s laboratory, a cry of “Eureka!” echoes through the halls — and for once, it’s not about bending the laws of reality into something moist and confusing.

No, this time Dr. Muskiday has his sights set on glory at Evil Inc’s Mad Science Fair, and his latest invention is designed to ensure he stands out unmistakably from his peers.

This is the beginning of the “B story” in the current chapter, and it’s going to have some significant ramifications for Fairmount’s Favorite Fly.

🔥 After Dark: A Very Productive Week for Questionable Decisions

On the NSFW side of the Evil Inc empire, things have been… thriving.

This week featured three incredibly hot illustrations, including:

• A lusty, busty tavern wench who insists she’s a pirate — and, honestly, makes a very compelling case for it

• A new microfic starring Dynasty, who drops by Quaker’s dorm room to help with a little midterm exam stress relief

• The Build-a-Baddie microfic, where reader choices resulted in a very specific kind of trouble

If your tastes run toward playful, dangerous, and enthusiastically bad ideas, you’re going to feel very much at home.

❄️ Weather Alert: Stay Off the Roads. And Under the Covers.

Courtesy of Accuweather

You’ve probably seen the forecast: A massive winter storm stretching from the Midwest all the way up the East Coast is forecast this weekend. I’m hunkered down, stocked up, and drawing — but I want you to stay safe.

That means no unnecessary driving, no heroics, and absolutely no pretending your car “handles fine in snow.”

Which brings me to the obvious solution:

This is the perfect weekend to stay home, snuggle under a blanket, and read some Evil Inc After Dark.

To help with that noble public-safety effort, I’m offering:

🧊 25% OFF everything in the Patreon Shop

Promo code: SNOW
👉 https://go.evil-inc.net/Patreonshop

You can use the code on one item or several, making it a great way to sample what my NSFW-level backers see every day. And if you like what you find, unlocking the full archive is always just one mischievous decision away.

Pro Tip: I put waaaaaay too much stuff in the December Collection, which includes several “Best Of” posts from 2025. Get it before I wise up.

😈 Coming Soon: The Succubus Problem Gets Worse

That Build-a-Baddie microfic got a little out of hand — so naturally, I turned it into a short story that my NSFW-tier backers will be getting in a few days.

Here’s a sneak peek:

Budget cuts mean shared accommodations, which you had accepted with mild annoyance and zero expectations of sharing space with a literal succubus.

The clerical error that paired you with Zynelle feels less funny now that she’s kneeling in front of the open refrigerator, staring into its empty shelves.

Her shoulders slump.

“Oh,” she says softly.

“What’s wrong?”

“My meals,” she says. “They’re gone.”

You peer inside. Two bottles of water. An untouched minibar soda. Nothing else.

“The maid must’ve cleaned it out,” you say. “Sorry.”

Zyn nods, but her wings droop a little. “They probably thought they were expired milkshakes.”

“Milkshakes?”

You decide not to ask questions.

Backers will find out very quickly why that was the wrong decision.

Stay warm. Stay safe. Stay inside.

— Brad 😈