March Match-Ups — Superhero Edition
Only one will emerge victorious in the most prestigious, highly scientific, completely serious tournament of the year.
🦸♀️ Superhero Edition
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The arena doors are open once again.
Sixteen Evil Inc characters entered the tournament… and now the Superheroes step into the ring.
Only one will emerge victorious in the most prestigious, highly scientific, completely serious tournament of the year.
Today we present the four match-ups of the Superhero Edition.
Your job is simple:
👉 In each match-up, choose the character you think should advance.
👉 Feel free to explain why in the short-answer field!
You can base your decision on anything you like, including:
• Which is the better Evil Inc character
• Which character is your personal favorite
• Which would win in a fight
• Which is the sexier character
• Which would come out on top in a “Team-Up”
• Which one just feels like a champion
Anything goes.
There are no wrong answers.
Only controversial ones.
And yes — I’ll be sharing some of my favorite reader comments next week.
1️⃣ Knight Walker vs Cassie Cruz
Disciplined warrior versus unstoppable force of personality.
Knight Walker brings precision, training, and quiet determination.
Cassie Cruz brings… Cassie Cruz. And that’s all she ever needed.
Strategy or sheer attitude — which hero advances?
2️⃣ Miss Starr vs Dynasty
Classic star-spangled heroism meets exuberant next-generation energy.
Miss Starr shines with confidence and experience.
Dynasty arrives with enthusiasm, optimism, and enough excitement to power a small city.
Veteran champion or rising star?
3️⃣ Fireworx vs Yazmine Velour
Explosive power versus cool, calculating style.
Fireworx lights up the battlefield with spectacular force.
Yazmine Velour always seems to be three moves ahead.
Flash or finesse?
4️⃣ Phenomenal Lass vs Amazing Amazon
Two icons. One bracket.
Phenomenal Lass is devastatingly effective without even realizing it.
Amazing Amazon is pure heroic confidence wrapped in unstoppable strength.
Charm versus power.
This one could get heated.
The winners move on to the next round, where the field gets smaller and the arguments get louder.
Brackets will update as results come in…
So vote.
Explain your reasoning.
Convince your fellow readers.
Be persuasive.
Be passionate.
Be mildly unhinged.
But above all —
Have fun. 💥
